We see an unconscious Angel tied to a chair in a dark room. He wakes up to look at his surroundings while trying to free his hands. Suddenly, a large hell bound walks up to him with a knife.
Hellhound: finally awake, Angel dust?
Angel:yeah, what's it to ya?
Hellhound:[grabs hair] I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault.
Angel:[laughs] its hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.
Hellhound: fine![grabs angel] I guess I'll just have to FUCK the information outta ya.
Angel:[determined] do your worst....[smirk]daddy.
Quickly, the hellhound rips off his shirt to dog pile Angel in submission. We then see everyone in the lobby watching Angel's porn with looks of shock and disgust.
Angel: ya know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-x-i' award.
Charlie:[embarrassed] its, uh...very...honest?...oh[looks away]
Vaggie:[annoyed]Ew.
Angel[television]: harder daddy
Y/N:okay! Enough of this. Angel, what the fuck?
Angel: what? Charlie said it was "show n' tell" day.
Y/N: Ya, I know. I SHOWED [holds pink ribbon] this and TOLD you the story of how I took care of my mom before she passed from chemotherapy. And if I'm being honest, I'd rather go back to talking about that......then watch THIS[points at TV]
Angel: Well, this is my best film. It was the first one to get me a win over that bitch,[fluffs chest] Tiffany titfucker.
Suddenly, we hear Husk speak up from the bar. Y/N looks over to see Husk doing his daily duties by cleaning glasses.
Husk: ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.
Angel: [rolls eyes]alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin face?
Husk: you really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't got garbage?
Angel:[gasp] fuck you, this is classy art![points at TV]
The televise shows the hellhound slapping angel's while literally eating it. Y/N and Sir Pentious cover there eyes to hide from the horrors in front of them.
Husk: that's bullshit, you get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers here at this point. That one[points at Pentious] is an insecure baffoons whose lonely ass watches you idiots when you sleep. Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solves everyone else problems expect for her own.
Charlie: what?! No...i...ugh...no
Husk: Y/N is a scared cursed mommas boy who relies on Hemp to control his inner demon.
Y/N:hmmmm.....sad, but true[drinks hemp tea]
Husk:This one[points at vaggie] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself.
Vaggie:[annoyed]Augh.
Husk: And nifty, shit.......you don't even wanna know what her deal is.[drinks booze]
Angel:[laughs] You weren't kidding, haha wow! Kittens git claws, meow.[Holds huskers face]
Husk:[pissed] AND YOU, don't get me started. I see right through you and all this bullshit and how fake you are.
Angel:[laughs] Me fake? Wow, I had no idea. Guess that's why I'm an actor, dumbass. And...[hell phone rings]...hold that thought.[awnsers hellphone] hello? Uh..ya I'm... Just...no I'm not, but I....[scared] YA! I'll be Right there.[hangs up phone] Well, looks like Val needs me to do an emergency shoot.
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helluva boss/hazbin hotel fanfic-Devils lettuce
FanfictionA young mortal man is cursed by an ancient Grimoire, trapped in the suffering inferno known as hell. He must find the missing pages to return home before he loses his humanity. Along the way, he'll discover the truth of who he truly is in the univer...