Life begins after school at the mall. The gang is in for a big surprise when they learn that not only has their friend returned from his 8 year long trip, but he'll also be working at the mall so he can hang with all his friends. After all, they lik...
We start off the day with Jude hanging out by the usual spot over by the Big Squeeze where Caitlin is working at.
Jude: "I understand now. It's like looking into the heart of the universe and finding, like, only your own soul. And it's yellow!"
Y/N: "Uh... whatever floats your boat, man."
Suddenly, a little brat with a ball gun comes and shoots a few tennis balls at Caitlin.
Caitlin: *blocks late* "Ouch!"
Kid: "Gotcha, lemonhead!"
Y/N: *glares at kid* "Real mature, kid. Real mature. How about next time, you set up a stupid target in your backyard instead of using my friends for target practice?"
You then collected the balls he shot.
Y/N: "Now, where's the mother at?"
???: *clears throat*
You look and see an older woman... a smoking hottie, too. But your mind's on other things.
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Y/N: "Are you this kid's mother?"
Mummy: "I am."
Y/N: "Good. Could you do me a favor and make sure this... little tyke here doesn't bother my friend while she's working?"
Mummy: "Since you asked nicely, of course." *glares at son, takes him by the wrist* "Let's go. You're in big trouble, young man."
Kid: "Ah! Come on, mom! *glares at you* I'll get you for this."
Y/N: *shooing uncaringly* "Yeah, yeah, yeah and I'm Seto Kaiba.
Caitlin: "Thanks Y/N. But still, I live in a lemon. There's no amount of foundation that can hide my shame."
Jude: "I hear ya, brah. I mean, working at Stick-It looks easy, but... whoa, wait a second. It is easy."
Y/N: "Really? Do you keep the place clean on a daily basis? Make sure all the food is up to date? Do you cook the food thoroughly?"
Jude: "Uh... I think so."
Y/N: "Jude, you have to--"
But then Wyatt comes and he is not looking good.
Wyatt: *twitchy* "One more day. Just one more day!"
Y/N: "Whoa, Wyatt, what's eating you up? I don't mean to pull a Husk, but you look like shit."
Wyatt: "There's a sale on Country records this week, all week! *sips coffee*
Caitlin: "That doesn't sound so bad."
Wyatt: "You don't understand. All they've been playing is Country music, I've had discussions about old Country vs new Country and I'm starting to form an opinion!"
