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Hades: *wearing sunglasses, driving by in his chariot, while playing "Highway to hell.*

Hades: What's up bitches?

Zeus: *totally shocked*

Poseidon: *amazed* So cool!

Hermes, Apollo and Dioynsus: *amazed* You are the cool uncle, Uncle Hades!

Hades: *smiling* Yes, I am.

Zeus: Hades?

Hades: *laughs* Damn, you are still processing, but much slower than my first computer, aren't you? I will never understand how YOU became the king of Olympus.

Zeus: WHAT?

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