Scarlett Johansson x Daughter One Shots

teacher scenarios.

You: My dog ate my homework.

S: *standing over your desk, cocking an eyebrow.* Your dog ate your homework?

You: I swear on my life.

S: What breed is your dog?

You: She's a chihuahua.

S: Yeah, that checks out.

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You: *walks into class eating cheetos.*

S: Y/N, put them away please.

You: But I'm feeling peckish.

S: You just finished lunch like two minutes ago.

You: I didn't get time to eat!

S: What were you doing this last half hour then?

You: *pauses.* Something legal for sure. *gives thumbs up and nod and sits down at desk.*

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You: *singing out loud during class.*

S: You do realise that's out loud and not in your head, right?

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S: *notices how unusually quiet you've been in class.* Y/N, can you stay behind once we finish, please?

You: *after class.* Am I in shizzle?

S: Huh?

You: Shizzle. Like shit, but the PG version.

S: Oh. No, you're not in shizzle. I just wanted to check in. Is everything okay? You've been awfully quiet these last few days.

You: *shrugs and looks out window.* I'm groovy.

S: *calls bs.* Y/N...

You: Miss Johansson...

S: What's going on, kiddo?

You: *takes a breath.* Is it cliché for me to say; boy trouble?

S: Not at all.

You: Boooo, you're meant to say yes.

S: *confused.* Sorry. I suppose it is a little cliché.

You: I know right? Good thing it's girl trouble instead.

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You: *walks into class* Miss Johansson, can I please go home? I don't feel like learning today.

S: *holds back a chuckle.* Get your butt on your chair.

You: Fine. But you owe me a chocolate bar.