South Park Oneshots

(Style) Babysitting ❤️

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Cow?

Stan: 19
Kyle: 18
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Kyle POV:

"Alright we should be back in the morning, take good care of your brother, Kyle. Bye bye now!"

"Bye mom"

I close the door as my parents go our for a night to themselves

And I'm stuck babysitting my brother, Ike

(He's like 13, okay?)

"So, Ike. What do ya wanna do?"

"I wanna go to my room and do whatever I please"

"That sounds great, go ahead"

And so he does, leaving me to sit on the couch and watch whatever is on the TV

That is until my phone starts ringing

I look at the contact and see the caller ID that Stan put for himself on my phone

🥵Stan💦

I really need to change that

Sighing, I answer the phone

"Hey Stan"

"Baaabe~"

Oh Jesus fuck

"What?"

"Can I come over? I'm so bored"

"I'm watching Ike right now"

"So, your parents aren't home?"

"No-"

And he hung up. Lovely

Soon enough, there's a knock at my door

I go over, opening it to be met with Stan. Of course

"Kyyle!!"

He throws his arms around me, pulling me into a right hug

"Stan!"

"Kyle I missed you!"

"Are you fucking drunk?"

"No actually, I'm completely sober"

"That's even worse"

I pull him into the house, closing the door behind him

"Your so pretty, Kyle"

"Shut up"

"No, really! "

"Yeah, really. Shut up"

"Kyle, listen. I've been craving you so nuch lately"

"The fuck does that mean? "

"I mean like, your attitude is so hot, you look so cute, it just makes me wanna.. UGH! Goddamnit Kyle. "

"What? "

Instead of answering me, he pushes me over to the couch, pinning me down

"Stan!?"

"Kyle, I want you so bad"

"You... Want me?"

"Yes. I wanna make love to you"

"Stan! I'm supposed to be watching Ike, we can't"

"Let's just go to your room and lock the door."

"What if he hears?"