South Park Oneshots

(Bunny) Confession 💜

Couldn't be bothered to find a picture so here's my cat's close-up.

I feel kinda bad for making Cartman the bad guy everytime he makes an appearance (I think I've only done that once but there's like one more in my drafts. I need a bad guy okay 😫) (I might use Trent Boyett) so here's good Cartman

Also I know I said something in the last chapter about the next chapter
(That doesn't make sense you dumbass)
(Shut up I know)
Buuuuut I really like this idea
And I love Bunny so here 😘

Kenny: 17
Butters: 16
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Cartman POV (WOOOO):
Kenny has been acting really off around Butters lately and I know exactly why

That poor bitch has a little cruuuuush
Well more like HUGE crush

That poor guy literally melts when he talks to Butters, stumbling over his words and turning totally red
But I'm gonna help him get his mans

"Bye Kenny!"
*insert nervous laugh*
"B-bye Butters, I'll see... See you later then!"
Aaand there's my cue (why you autocorrect to current)

"Hey Kenny, lemme help you out"
He turns to face me
"Dude what the fuck are you talking about?"

I sigh

"Kenny I know you like Butters, I'll help you get him"
A pink tint shows up across his face
"A-am I really that obvious?"
"Yeah. Your so fucking obvious dude I think he knows already"

Kenny frowns
"Cartman, I don't think he likes me. He says he likes someone but they're straight. I'm pretty sure he knows I'm gay.. I think?"

"Kenny listen buddy, you gotta boost your confidence man. Flirt with him like you used to flirt with random hotties"

"But I only flirted with those random hotties to try to forget about liking Butters. Two things, One I didn't even think they were hot. Two, it didn't even work"
"Dude just try, I know you have some good pickup lines in that brain of yours! "

He smiles
"Do you really think he likes me?"
"Kenny I know he does. He's so happy with you. And he always wants to hang out around you"

He looks down at the floor and chuckles

"Tell ya what Kenny. I'll tell Butters that you wanna meet him behind the school when the last bell rings. And just to be clear, you've gotta be there to confess"

"Dude really!? You'd do that? "
"Yeah man! I'm sick of seeing Stan and jew loving on each other during lunch. Maybe you guys won't be so bad"

"Alright, I'll do it! Thanks a lot Cartman, I really appreciate it!"
"No problem, just cupid doin' his work"

Tiiimeskiiiip!!

"Eric why did you bring me into the bathroom? "
"Kenny wants to meet you outback after school? "
He just tilts his head at me in confusion

"Kenny wants you to go to the back of the school when the bell rings"
"OH! Okay! Wait, but why? What's wrong? "

"Nothing's wrong, he just needs to talk to you"
"Oh, alright then! "

Then he exits the bathroom

Timeskip again I'm sorry it's freaking 4am help

Kenny POV:
I hope Cartman actually told Butters. I really wanna tell him how I feel

I lean against the wall waiting
All of a sudden I hear
"Kenny!"
And footsteps running over to me

I turn just in time to open my arms and hug Butters, as I am though, I notice Cartman in a bush watching
I roll my eyes and smile at him and he gives me a thumbs up

We end the hug finally and Butters speaks up
"So Kenny whatcha wanna tell me?"

I start to heat up as I usually do
Then I look at Cartman and remember his words earlier
I smile at Butters

"Butters I wanted to say something really important."
He looks at me
"Yeah, what's up Ken?"

I grab both of his hands, interlocking our fingers
I see a hard blush creep onto Butters' face as it did mine

"Butters... We've been friends for so long. I-...I don't wanna be friends anymore. I wanna be more than that, if you know what I mean."

He just stares at me
I brace myself, ready for rejection
But instead I feel a soft pair of lips tasting like strawberry connecting to mine

My face completely heats up
We pull away and Butters giggles at my redness
Fuck I love his laugh

"I love you too Kenny, I know that's what you were trying to say."
He smiles at me and I smile back

Then Cartman jumps out of the bush
"HA! Butters has more balls than you Kenny! Oh my fucking god!"

"Dude, Cartman you asshole you ruined my moment! Although I can't get mad at you. Your the reason this happened anyways"

Butters' face looks full of confusion

"Yeah Cartman basically told me to man up and confess to you finally so I did"
Butters smiles at me once more
"I'm glad he did that"
And he plants another amazing kiss onto my lips, it's one that I'll never forget

"I love you so much Buttercup"
"I love you too Kenny"

I feel my phone go off and see that Cartman posted on Twitter
It's a picture of Butters and I kissing with the caption
"Call me cupid, cuz I made this happen bitches"

I look at him and smirk
He just shrugs, smiles and walks away
Who knew Cartman could be so thoughtful.
He's the reason why I'm here today, years later laying in bed with my beautiful boyfriend. I still love remembering the day we got together.
And I promised my Buttercup, that I'd stay with him forever.
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Awwww 😭😭😭
Okay I fucking love Bunny, honestly my favorite ship. Although Creek is a close second
Anyway I'll get my "competition" oneshot out tomorrow hopefully. I'm almost halfway through it so yayyy
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