South Park Oneshots

(Style) Jealousy 💜

Y'all remember the episode where Kyle and Tolkien make tiktoks and Stan gets all sad and stuff so Cartman tries to help Stan get his best friend back?

Yeah. That's what this chapter is loosely based off of but with my own little twist 😜

Stan: 17
Kyle: 16
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Stan POV:
As I walk into school, I notice Cartman, Kenny and Butters but no Kyle

I walk over to them and interrupt their conversation

"Guys, where's Kyle?"

"He's hanging out with Tolkien again. I think I'd rather hang with them over these gaywads"

I look over at Kenny and Butters and they're just lost in their own world

"Where are they?"

"Out back."

I go outside to see of course, Kyle and Tolkien sitting under a tree, talking to each other

Tolkien is making a weird voice for some reason, saying

"KyLe, yOUr soOo CuTE!"

Kyle has a hard blush spread across his face, hiding it in his knees

"STAHP!"

What the fuck.

I walk away, disappointed that Kyle seemed to have forgotten about me

At lunch, Kyle sits next to me, surprisingly.

"Hey guys"

The other three greet him but I just sit there, not making eye contact

"Stan. Can we talk?"

"Maybe tomorrow you can tell me. I don't feel good"

He tilts his head in confusion but shrugs it off anyway

The next day

I haven't talked to Kyle much, I just assume him and Tolkien are together. It hurts me more than it hurt me when Wendy broke up with me back in 4th grade

Do I like Kyle?

Maybe...

I walk in and see Kyle with Tolkien, talking about something. Tolkien had a hand on Kyle's shoulder, who look nervous about something

I couldn't help but just watch him

His fluffy red hair, beautiful emerald eyes

Yeah. I totally like him.

Pretty sure he's with Tolkien though. Bitch.

Just when I got to my group, I saw Clyde go over to the two, and Tolkien turned around and kissed him?!

Tolkien and Clyde are dating?? Then what's Kyle to him?

Tolkien says something to Kyle before he walks over here

"Stan."

"Yeah Ky"

"Can I talk to you now?"

"Sure dude."

We walk to the back of the school, sitting on the steps outside

"Stan, I wanna tell you something."

"You can tell me anything dude"

"You won't hate me?"

"Of course I won't hate you"

He takes a deep breath in before looking at me

"I like you. And by like I mean I... Love you. "

He looks away, probably expecting me to reject him

Instead though, I grab his hand and he turns to look at me again

"Kyle. I love you too"

"Really!? "

"Yeah. But I saw you and Tolkien out here yesterday... "

"Oh. He knows I have a crush on you so he was doing an impression of you and teasing me about it"

"Ah, okay"

I just stare at him for a minute before asking

"Kyle. Can I kiss you?"

"Of course"

We lean in and press our lips together. It doesn't last long, but it was amazing

We pull apart and Kyle smiles

"I love you so much, boyfriend~"

I chuckle lightly

"I love you too"

We share one more kiss before interlocking fingers and walking back inside

Hm

Kyle.. My boyfriend

I love him so much
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Styyle
I'mma do Tyde next. Maybe
If I come up with an idea 🤷‍♂️
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