Rabastan: There's someone furiously knocking on my front door and they won't go away, what do I do?
Klaus: Murder
Mark: Who's knocking?
Rabastan: Rod
Mark: Merlin, let him inside Rab!
Rabastan: God no, he can consider himself homeless now
Rodolphus: For God's sake! I didn't do shit! Change the fucking wards to let me back inside!!!
Rabastan: No
Klaus: Why won't you let him inside anyways?
Rabastan: I have my reasons
Mark: I bet Sev knows!
Mark: And maybe even Ev knows too!
Klaus: If Sev knows then Ev knows
Rodolphus: I'm messaging Severus
Rabastan: DO NOT!!
Rodolphus: I'M FUCKING GONNA!!!
Severus: Do not
Klaus: Ha!
Rodolphus: Severus!
Rabastan: Sev!
Severus: As much as I don't wanna get involved, Klaus called me and said you two were fighting
Rodolphus: Thank you Klaus
Klaus: You're welcome
Rabastan: Snitch
Klaus: Oh absolutely :)
Rodolphus: Severus make Rabastan let me imside my own home!!
Rabastan: You're new home is the streets!!
Rodolphus: Fuck you!!! Let me inside!!
Rodolphus: Honesty what the fuck did I do?!
Severus: You cut off a flower from the garden without permission and now he's upset cause the plants are Rab's children
Severus: So in a sense you murdered his child
Rabastan: And you gave my child to some harlot!!
Mark: I feel sad for Rab's plant but I feel happy cause Rod had a date and now I'm back to feeling sad cause Rod's date is a harlot
Rodolphus: She's not a harlot
Rabastan: She is
Klaus: I'm surprised someone went on a date with Rodolphus
Klaus: Honestly Rod did you twll her about your child?
Rodolphus: The fuck- I do not have a child!!
Klaus: So you lied to her!! How decietful!!!
Rodolphus: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT!! I HAVE NO KIDS!!
Severus: Klaus is talking about Rabastan, he's being telling people that he's your kid
Rodolphus: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD TELL PEOPLE THAT!!???
Klaus: I got bored
Klaus: If it helps I also tell them that your "wife" tried to murder you which is why you're single
Rodolphus: ......
Rodolphus: That does not help, not one bit
Klaus: Well it was either that or I tell them she left you for another redhead
Klaus: which one is less embarrassing for you?
Rodolphus: I hate you so much right now
Rabastan: I'm gonna make up so much lies about you now that I know about this lie
Rodolphus: DO FUCKING NOT!!
Severus: DO IT!!
Rabastan: I'M GONNA!!!
Mark: I worry there may be an actual murder now
Klaus: Meh it's gonna be fine
Mark: Oh I hope so
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FanfictionThe death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more. I own none of these charac...
