Bellatrix: What the fuck!!!
Evan: What?
Bellatrix: Apparently Snape is missing!!! It's all over the daily prophet!!!
Bellatrix: If he's gone then we all have to deal with the bloody Carrow's!!!
Evan: Oh he's not missing
Bellatrix: Thank god
Peter: If he isn't missing then where is he?
Evan: Don't worry about it
Severus: Yeah!
Peter: Alright then
Bellatrix: See I'm curious, Snape where the fuck are you? And why do people think you're missing?
Severus: I'm in heaven, fuck off
Peter: Aren't you an atheist?
Severus: I've been proven wrong
Bellatrix: Where the fuck are you!!!????
Severus: A place that I thought was heaven but it's clearly purgatory cause you're contacting me
Evan: So if she's gone, it'll be heaven again...that's what I'm hearing right?
Severus: Yes
Evan: Cool, cool
Evan: I'll be right back
Peter: What just happened?
Severus: Don't worry about it
Bellatrix: You're all fucking idiots
Rabastan: This coming from the women who just got a hit order on her
Bellatrix: Excuse me
Alecto: Sev ordered a hit on you
Amycus: Evan is gonna try to kill
Rabastan: What do you mean try? That crazy motherfucker killed four people that we know of in less than two days.
Amycus: Oh yeah
Bellatrix: Pfft, as if he could kill me
Alecto: He killed Dumbledore
Bellatrix: .....
Peter: Well she's dead
Alecto: You think if I ask Evan he'll give me her head?
Peter: Probably, if he doesn't decided to offer it to Snape
Severus: You can have it
Alecto: Yay!
Rabastan: Severus, if Rosier kills anyone you want why don't you ask him to kill Voldemort?
Severus: Because then I'd have to deal with all you bitches and I rather fucking not
Rabastan: Fair enough
Mulciber: I'm curious tho, why is Pettigrew still alive?
Mulciber: He killed Potter, Lupin, and Evans, and Alecto killed Black so what about Pettigrew?
Severus: Eh well....he's an exception
Avery: Why?
Severus: Personal reasons
Mulciber: Do we get to know?
Alecto: Nope
Severus: ^^
Avery: Does Evan know?
Severus: He does not
Severus: Least I don't think he does but considering that he's practically my stalker I feel like he does know
Evan: What do I know?
Mulciber: The reason for why Pettigrew is an exception to not be killed
Evan: Ohhh
Evan: Yeah I know
Severus: Welp there you go
Alecto: How on earth do you know??!
Evan: Irrelevant
Avery: He stalks Severus
Evan: I do not
Avery: You do too, you moron
Severus: Enough of that, just keep quiet Evan okay
Evan: Yeah, yeah
Rabastan: Does Alecto know?
Alecto: Yes I do :)
Rabastan: Unfair
Severus: Trust me, it's not
Evan: Yeah, it really isn't
Avery: Odd, very odd
Rabastan: Don't why but I'm both scared and confused
Avery: We all are if it has something to do with Severus
Severus: Yup :)
Evan: As you all should be
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FanfictionThe death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more. I own none of these charac...
