severus: Can I die? Like can one of you guys kill me?
lucius: um why?
severus: don't worry about it just end my life
lucius: no
amycus: I'll do it!
severus: atleast someone cares
lucius: you are not dying you emo bastard
amycus: I'm still gonna murder him
severus: thank you
lucius: ugh
alecto: wait now why do you get to kill Snape?
amycus: cause I was here first
alecto: unfair! I wanna kill him!
severus: this is what true friendship looks like Lucius, so take notes
lucius: oh shut up
voldemort: no one is getting killed
alecto: why?!
voldemort: because I said so
amycus: tsk
severus: this is abuse
voldemort: silence!
severus: no!
alecto: if you want him to shut up we can kill him! He can't talk if he's dead!
severus: she has a point
voldemort: hmm....that is true
amycus: I get to kill him!
alecto: no I do!
voldemort: as much as I want Snape to shut up, no neither of you will kill him
severus: and here I thought we were friends
voldemort: I change my mind
lucius: no!
alecto: Yes! can I kill him!?
amycus: I get to kill Snape!
alecto: no you do not!
voldemort: Malfoy will kill Snape
severus: I'm being punished aren't I? is it because I set your house on fire
voldemort: yes
severus: tsk douchebag
lucius: I'm gonna go drink
severus: If I can't die then let me get drunk with you
lucius: alright
severus: good
alecto: damn
amycus: tsk this sucks
YOU ARE READING
DE chat room
FanfictionThe death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more. I own none of these charac...
