lucius: some explain to me why Crouch showed up at my home covered in yolk last night
lucius: he passed out the minute I opened the door
lucius: I was to tired to care but now I'm awake and my floor is ruined
avery: that what he gets for not having candy on halloween
lucius: he smells
severus: he always smells that's nothing new
lucius: he smells worse than usual
severus: it's the eggs that were thrown at him
lucius: did you do this?
severus: no, I but thank who ever did
avery: it was Rosier and Mulciber
evan: you're welcome
severus: thank you
lucius: come get him out of my house
evan: I'm gonna throw him in a dumpster
lucius: I don't care what you do just get him out of my house
evan: yeah yeah
mulciber: set the dumpster on fire once you throw him in it
evan: smart idea
barty: that's an awful idea!
severus: or just set barty on fire
evan: even better
barty: NO!
avery: barty at this point no one really cares
barty: rude :(
avery: .....
avery: ugh
avery: don't kill barty just spray him with water
barty: yay! :)
evan: you're a buzzkill and a softy it sucks
avery: I know
severus: tragic
mulciber: tragic indeed
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FanfictionThe death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more. I own none of these charac...