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severus: would I be in trouble if I taught the children how to make booze?

wes: I believe so yes

severus: what if I just teach the 7th years?

wes: still yes but understandable

severus: Imma teach them how to make booze

lucius: how did you become a teacher again?

severus: voldemort said I should spy on the order and in doing so I joined the other told them I'll spy on you guys and that Dumbledore suggested I'd be a teacher and here we are

alecto: so it's voldemort's fault that you're a teacher

severus: yes, yes it is

voldemort: now wait a minute!

voldemort: it's Dumbledore'd he suggested that Snape should a teacher

severus: he wouldn't have suggested that if you didn't tell me to become a spy

amycus: he's got a point

severus: Of course I do

lucius: is the fact that your a spy the reason you aren't fired yet?

severus: probably

wes: you basically have immunity

severus: indeed I do :)

voldemort: I should have never ordered you to become a spy

severus: and yet you did so now here we are, I'm a teacher teaching things to kids that shouldn't be taught

severus: like how to make booze and how to make chloroform :)

wes: you're a danger to society

severus: hehe I know

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