Klaus is Mulciber
Wes is Avery
and Mark is an oc
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Severus: Is Klaus lactose intolerant?
Wes: Yes, why?
Severus: K
Wes: This concerns me greatly cause I don't know if he drank or ate anything with dairy or if you plan on making him consume anything with dairy.....
Severus: :)
Wes: .....
Wes: Evan!!!! Come stop your psycho crush from poisoning my dumb crush!!!
Evan: See if I didn't like you I'd let Sev poison Klaus with dairy cause Klaus is stupid enough to drink it without hesitation
Evan: But I do so I'll go save the stupid man you fell for
Wes: Thank you
Barty: Are Evan and Wes aware that Severus and Klaus can see the messages?
Rabastan: To be fair it's common fucking knowledge that Evan is in love with Severus, hell even Sev knows.
Barty: That's true, so what about Wes and Klaus?
Peter: Wes is pining over Klaus and Klaus is to fucking stupid to realize it so Wes's statement about him being his crush is just gonna fly over his head.
Peter: Plus aren't you and Klaus married?
Barty: Not anymore!! I'm free!! I think it was either Luc or Sev that convinced him to sign the papers
Barty: Now I can marry the love of my life~
Rabastan: And that is?
Barty: None of your business
Peter: I know who it is
Rabastan: Do you?!
Barty: Say sike right now!!!
Peter: I do
Barty: Fuck!!!
Rabastan: Haha!!
Mark: Ah love~
Barty: Mark!!
Mark: Barty!!
Barty: Where have you been!? You've been gone for so long!!
Rabastan: Yeah, I thought you died
Peter: I think most of us thought that
Mark: Well you were all wrong, I was in a coma
Barty: Are you alright?! What happened!?
Mark: I got badly injured in my last mission, luckily Evan was there so he managed to get me to a healer before I actually died
Peter: Damn, well we're happy you're back
Mark: I'm happy too
Klaus: I was speared!! By Evan!!
Klaus: WTF!!!
Mark: Seriously Evan?
Evan: Wes wanted me to stop him from consuming dairy and I did just that. I refuse to say I did anything wrong.
Klaus: Oh hey, Mark is back cool
Klaus: Barty can stop bitching
Rabastan: What?
Barty: Klaus shut up!!
Mark: Aw, barty missed me!!
Peter: He did, he really did
Evan: Might fight Barty
Barty: Pls do not!! I am a child!!
Peter: No you aren't
Barty: Peter fuck off!!!
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