Klaus: GUESS WHO GOT FUCKING MARRIED!!!
Regulus: Merlin did Lucius's father marry the dark lord!?
Klaus: No, but I'm pretty sure they're dating
Lucius: Ugh, please no
Lucius: My father could do better
Regulus: True but it seems your father is into psychopaths
Regulus: Or is the dark lord a sociopath?
Klaus: What's the difference?
Regulus: fuck if I know
Lucius: Does it matter?
Klaus: Yes, so we know what type your father is into
Lucius: Ugh can we drop this conversation and go back to the one of guessing who's married?
Klaus: I'm married, now where's Sev I'm sure he knows the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath
Regulus: Probably doing something illegal in some house Evan has him hidden in
Klaus: I forgot that Evan kidnapped Sev
Klaus: Good for him
Lucius: Hold on! Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Klaus said he was married!!?!!?!!???
Regulus: Yeah, why not, we have more important things to discuss
Klaus: Reg is correct
Rabastan: Corrected about what?
Klaus: Here's two topics and you tell me which one is more important
Klaus: Me getting married or figuring out if the dark lord is a psychopath or a sociopath which then will tell us what type of people Lucius's father is into
Rabastan: The second one is more important
Lucius: It is not!!!
Klaus: Thank you Rabastan
Regulus: Rab, ask sev what the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath is
Rabastan: Alright
Lucius: Klaus who did you marry??!?!!??
Klaus: Wes, why?
Barty: Holy shit you married Wes?!
Klaus: Yes?
Lucius: Merlin.....how'd that happen?!!??!?
Klaus: I was talking to Evan about Wes and how I didn't like some of the people Wes dated cause they aren't good enough for my best friend plus I don't like the thought of Wes leaving me
Klaus: So I asked Evan for a way to keep people away from Wes and to kinda prevent Wes from leaving my side and he suggested marriage
Klaus: I was hesitant at first cause me and Wes aren't in love with each other but Evan said loads of best friends get married to each other in order to stay together so here we are
Klaus: Tho now me and Wes got to do couple stuff so are marriage is believable, which in all honesty isn't bad cause it's with Wes, if it was anyone else I would murder them
Lucius: .......
Lucius: I don't know wether to feel bad for Wes or feel happy for him
Barty: I'm happy for Wes cause his feelings are recorporated, I feel bad for him cause Klaus is to stupid to realize it
Klaus: Hey!! what's that supposed to mean!?
Lucius: It means you're a dense fucking moron!!!
Regulus: He's right
Klaus: I am not a moron! Nor am I dense!!
Rabastan: God, I wonder how Wes is doing
Rabastan: Did you guys kiss when you got married?
Klaus: Yeah, obviously, Evan said if we didn't then we wouldn't actually be married and they'd take Wes from me
Regulus: Who's they?
Klaus: I don't know, all I know is that I didn't want them to take Wes from me
Lucius: ...It's difficult hearing you talk about how in love you are with Wes but not knowing you're in love with him
Klaus: I'm not in love with him tho?
Regulus: God this is painful....
Klaus: What?!
Regulus: YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH WES YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS!!!!
Klaus: Wes is my friend, my best friend and now husband
Klaus: And just cause I want to be by his side and have his attention 24/7 doesn't mean I'm in love with him
Rabastan: Sure bud, whatever you believe
Lucius: I'm gonna go drink, this is to much
Regulus: Can I join you?
Lucius: Sure
Regulus: Thank goodness
Barty: Klaus you're a moron
Klaus: Fuck off!
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FanfictionThe death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more. I own none of these charac...
