The next chapter won't be out for a while since I'm slow and school is starting soon, so have this instead.
(All quotes were randomly generated)
Rush: Thanks for not telling Guiding Light what happened.
Eyes, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
Guiding Light: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Glitch periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'
Guiding Light: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
Eyes, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Halt: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Eyes: Ohhhh-
Rush: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
Hide: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Window: And here we see Rush and Ambush in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Rush: Gaelic bread.
Ambush: Grueling brad.
Rush: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
Seek: You use emoji's like a straight person.
Guiding Light: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
Guiding Light: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Guiding Light: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Rush, Glitch, Ambush, and Halt: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Timothy: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Screech: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Timothy:
Timothy: *sobs*
Window: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
Eyes: I feel so burnt out.
Figure: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.
Eyes: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Figure: Well not if you're expecting it.
Halt: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Seek: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
Guiding Light: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Seek: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
Window: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Guiding Light: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Screech: I choose to waive that right!
Screech: *screaming*
Glitch: Why is Jack crying?
Eyes: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Jack: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Glitch: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Jack: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Glitch: NO, NOT THAT!
Guiding Light: *coughs blood*
Glitch: Don't die, Guiding Light!
Guiding Light: Don't tell me what to do!
Screech: Law is meaningless! Stealing is legal now!
*Explosions in the distance*
Screech: I AM YOUR GOD!
Eyes: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Rush: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Eyes: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Rush:
Rush: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
Hide: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
Glitch: The souls of the innocent!
Guiding Light: A bagel.
Glitch: No!
Guiding Light: Two bagels.
Eyes: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Shadow: Take them!
Rush: Punch them in the neck!
Ambush: Say thank you!
Seek: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Eyes: ...
Eyes: No.
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