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'Which idiot?'

with miss trunchable who's known for her cat problem
"Miss black.." she said I looked up curious "detention for you my office after this lesson" pink lady states I smirk yeah rookie mistake never be late to her lesson even if your new "I was lost?" she said confused "and there's the second rookie mistake" i mutter to myself then looked back up at her "shut your gob, sit down and listen" I told her "couldn't stay quiet could you? Maybe it's you who needs to shut there gob" she literally asks for the detention "fine by me I only tried getting you less detentions but go ahead" I asked her then turned back around "lier" Joshua coughed I rolled my eyes as fuck I will help that hobo "miss black" pink lady asked "detention for passing notes in my class that's not allowed 20 minutes in my office" pink lady said I smile ahh satin don't make it way easy on me "how else am I meant to learn? you don't make any sense" literally begging "do you want a 10 minute extra to your 20 minute detention miss black?" pink lady asked I looked over my shoulder am gonna laugh at her fuck sake I face back to the front "ask satin how long this class is yet?" joshua asked "nope, quite enjoying it" I smiled at him "miss professor Umbridge urgently come now" another teacher asked "any other mistakes I should know?" black asked "why should I tell you? After all you did tell me to shut my gob and I will do so quietly laughing on the inside from your mistakes" I explain "..." she don't reply thank you god for not making her look like a fool satin your doing a bad job make her look like a fool
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after lessons later and wanting my head bash in on the desk multiple times "you bitch stole my earrings!" black comes in shouting at me "and you come to me because you think everyone else is your friends?" I sighed then turned to her "duh give them" she asked "when can I kill the bitch?" I asked her brother then looked back at her "I don't have your cheap fucking earrings" I said to her "Caitlin she doesn't have them she's been with me the whole day" joshua backs me up for..a first time I'll take what I can get from him to be honest "what colour are they?" i asked her looking at cho and Cedric with her flashy earrings everyone else looks over she storms off "from afar they look expensive but she bought them so there definitely cheap..ooo like herself" I smiled "Venessa" regulus warns me I looked down picking at my outfit smirking "it's true, and little neesa isn't lying to anyone's face" mattheo comes up behind me "first my brother backs me up and now you? the actual fuck?" I asked very confused "don't get used to it" they both literally said "yeah..I hope I don't that's creepy as fuck" i go and get up to walk out of the situation but "I owe you an apology" she cleared her throat now am more weirded out am I gonna faint? no I need to be awake to hear it maybe a little record? "she would be delighted to hear it" Tom comes up behind me the fuck is he doing? "No am not ready I need a phone to record it then play it over and over again then possible faint because I'll never thought I'll be alive to hear such words" I explain "you actually thought about her saying it haven't you?" regulus asked "....maybe you shut it" I point at him "almost got you speechless" he reminds me smirking "what about it?" I lied "first lie" he walked closer shit "nope am confused" I crossed my arms "or you actually forgot...you was 8 I was 10 and we both made a promise if I made you speechless we would both have to get married the other way round and you got me speechless I would leave you alone forever taking my sister with me" he explains "ohhh shit" I laugh "you made a bet on me?" Caitlin asked pissed off "...not just about you" he saves it I rolled my eyes "but yes apparently we did and we was young then?" I turned back to regulus confused "rules still apply" he smiled then leaves "..w-no no they do not to you maybe because you haven't grown mature yet so your still that 10 year old" I follow him confused "your still going on about it that makes you still the 8 year old" he turns it back on me "you started it am finishing it like a mature person would do" I smiled "...sure..whatever makes you sleep at night" he walks away bitch "can you believe that idiot?" I point at regulus "which idiot am looking at another one" joshua said smiling fuck you dude "that isn't your name, dickhead is idiot is regulus black prick is Tom riddle and whore is Caitlin black" I explain "remember the 8 year old?" He shouts "you can fuck off!" I shout back