Purée

Excitement

"Regulus and Caitlin black don't come hear?" I asked Albus confused "they were invited around the same timing as your brother was there attendance just never showed" he explains "aww my besties all alone now gonna send him a letter" I pout "as fuck you will care about your friends with benefits and you hate his sister you once wanted to kill her for taking your bloody brush when we lived with them" joshua explains "hey! it was an extremely expensive brush and sold it for drugs but not the point I still hate her for being there when I don't want her to bet you she has a crush on me that's probably the reason" I explain to him "or your just insane in the fucking head" Tom said I looked over to him and his brother laughing his head off "you dated me so shut it and busy sending a letter to dear old regime" I smiled "the fuck you called me?" I looked up "regi!" I scream and run up to him hugging him tight with my arms around his neck and legs around his waist "you done abusing me?" he asked as I peck his cheek "no" I smiled then kiss his lips "now I am" I pulled away "the fuck have you dated?" joshua asked mattheo laughs "your sister that I now don't believe I actually did date" Tom says "you two ain't dating? what happened?" Regulus asked "shhhhhes hearrr" his annoying sister hums then she locks eyes with me I smiled waving "of course your hear" she rolls her eyes "you don't even know the start of it but now we don't live in the same rooms together don't fucking touch or more like get your grimy hands on anything or I will kill you" I point at her "how sweet of you and just reminding you, you said that about your brush and yet am still living" she smiled "for now, you don't stick with rules well enough" I walked around her "says you bitch!" She shouts I held her to the wall strangling her "the fuck have you just called me?" I asked her she goes and poke me with her heels but I stepped on hers glaring at her "we literally just walked in you two chill!" regulus pulls me away I kick her I the jaw as am kicking for him to let me go "we get it you hate her, she hates you now that's over with our rooms" regulus asked "your roommates with Joshua and Caitlin your roommate with Venessa" he cleared his throat I have the biggest grin on my face as I turned to face her hers turn into fear immediately "she wont last a fucking night will she?" regulus asked me "nope" I giggled standing up mattheo pulled me back into the room "give her time to run" he asked "she's not fast at running reason why she rather bangs people younger then her like a fucking broken wheelbarrow" I looked at my nails as I sat down on his lap and his arms just relaxing on my waist I lift them "that bitch broke my fucking nail....joshua I need money" I whine "what is the point? she's just gonna break more tonight apparently" joshua said "and am gonna sleep like a baby without new nails" I looked down "not anymore you ain't roommate change girls, your own rooms" "regulus had to ruin my fun didn't you?" I mumble "what was that miss am on a murder mission?" he asked "love you" I lied smiling "thought so" he said then walked away I stud up "die die die little fucker" I mumble "please let me date her she's fucking hilarious" mattheo asked "I know" I turned to him smiling "she's smiling, answers no and because you will encourage her into killing black sister" joshua "and your problem with that...is?" mattheo asked "thank you see why ain't you like him" I point at mattheo looking at Tom "did you want me fuck you 2/47, be moody every morning, have anger management issues because you could of said that at the beginning of the relationships" Tom explains then leaves "now am starting to question where in my mind did I fancy that?" I asked myself "do find the answer so we all stop questioning wether you and Tom did date or not" joshua said then follows him "you did date him" mattheo said behind me I nod "was it his hair? I used to like peoples hair but he could be the reason for that? what about his eyes? that held on pretty long he just looks tired and bored all the time" I explain to myself "was it his dick?" mattheo asked "forgot what it looks like" I shrugged "hey Tom, is your dick small or big?" I asked him mattheo laughs his head off "I didn't mean to make you tell him"-mattheo laughs again "the actual fuck? is wrong with you?" He turns to me "no because I was thinking where in my mind did I fancy you back then so I thought when we met each other and there's many things I liked about a person back then like hair, eyes but I don't remember dicks being in the list but may as well ask" I explained "average" he said then leaves average "what's average to you?" I asked mattheo turning to him seeing him smirk