● Joke request by D3V10USC4T ●
● Why the fuck do I do this... There will be so many spelling mistakes and random. Bulslshit, bear with me here. ●
● Expunged's POV. ●
I was trotting around in my cat transformation, turns out I can become one. I wasn't doing anything important sooo why the fuck not I'll be aproble-
I stopped din my tracks.
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CATNIP??!?!?!?!??!?!? NO WAY!!11!!!1!11°°1°1°1°°!!!!1
I ran over to the yummy yummy ctnop omhg it's alive
"CATNIP LIFE??!!??!?"
"yes." The CATNIP alive!!!!
I GASPED
IT'S ALIVE, AND IT SPOKE TO ME°°!!!
"MY GODDESS GOD DIETY!!!!" I BOWED before the catnip, praising it and honoring it
"Expunged" the catnip spoke. "I am dying, I need you to kiss me!!!!!"
"I WILL KISS YOU CATNIP!!!!" I kissed the catnip bag, I must not let it die!!!
(WHY DID I DECIDE TO WRITE THIS HELP)
Bandu stared at me from the distance. "Holy fucking shit what type of effect does that catnip have on Expunged, he's been kissing the bag for 16 minutes now."
"I could care less but that's a new type of weird from your brother." Bambi replied, standing next to Bandu in his Disruption form.
"Do you think we should just let him be weird?" Bandu asked Bambi, who just nodded in response. "M'kay, wanna go get some pizza?"
"Sure, whatever gets us away from that freak of nature that you call a brother." Bambi agreed, walking away with Bandu to go to 3D Hut.
● I don't know why I wrote this, or even decided to write this request.... BUT OH WELL- ●
● Oh hey pi amount of words, 314 words- ●
YOU ARE READING
● DnB Oneshots (+ Headcanons(??), Art Dumps, and Other Stuff)
RomanceDave and Bambi ship scenarios, (maybe) Headcanons and Art? Idk I'm just tired. I'll still add more to this lol.
