???: Hey kid over here.

Jaune: who me?

???: No the other fucking guy. Of course you!

Jaune: okay where do I need to go?

???: Behind the rock.

Jaune walks behind the large rock and sees a sword sticking out of it.

Jaune walks behind the large rock and sees a sword sticking out of it

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Jaune: are you the sword?

Alastor: names Alastor nice to meet you. Look you gotta get me out of here I don't want to be stuck on this rock.

Jaune: how did you end up here?

Alastor: I was defeated by a huntress and she just left me here even when I offered her my services. Please kid you gotta help me I'm begging you.

Jaune: how do I know you aren't going to use me for evil?

Alastor: look kid any evil I had died years ago. Please you have to help me.

Jaune: what's in it for me?

Alastor: You help me and I'll give you some of my power to impress all the ladies.

Jaune: fine I'll help you.

Alastor: great. One thing I wanted to say, it's nothing personal just business.

Suddenly Alastor jumps from the rock and impales Jaune killing him instantly. For 2 whole minutes Jaune was left there lifeless. Eventually his corpse began to twitch and his eyes opened. He breathed life and began to scream in pain.

Jaune: ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Alastor:shut up for a minute.

Jaune: ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Alastor: I said shut up!

Jaune: ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Alastor: if you don't shut up I'm gonna scream!

Jaune: ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Alastor: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jaune stopped but was still scared.

Alastor: madone. I never thought you would be quiet.

Jaune: how am I supposed to react when I have a giant sword sticking out of me!

Alastor: look kid I never said it would be painless. Okay I'm gonna show you how to get out. First put your hands to the side. Good, now move them up to about chest height. Like that, now bend your knees like you're doing a sit up. Okay now you have to lift yourself with both your arms and your legs.

Jaune: How am I supposed to do that?!

Alastor: start doing a backwards crab position. Like in the exorcist.

Jaune began to lift himself up but stopped when his arms couldn't go higher.

Jaune: what now?

Alastor: improvise.

He lifted one arm from the ground and grabbed the hilt of the sword. He then grabbed it with his second hand. Jaune then began to push him off the sword. After what felt like an eternity Jaune was free and collapsed on the ground. He felt his chest and felt nothing. No sign of his impalement at all. He quickly got up and grabbed Alastor.

He held Alastor to the sky and a bolt of lightning came down and shocked the sword making it crackle with lightning. He began to swing Alastor around. First two handed, then one handed, then in combination with his shield at an almost lightning fast speed. He finally attempted to put the sword in his sheath.

Alastor: the fuck do you think you're doing?

Jaune: putting you away?

Alastor: no no no, I'm not going in some wimpy sheath.

Jaune: then where am I going to put you?

Alastor: just put me on your back.

He straps Alastor to his back and walks over to his old sword and puts it in his sheath. Jaune then walked into the forest to find his team. Eventually he caught up with the rest of his team.

(y/n): hey Jaune. It took you a minute to get back.

Nora: cool sword!

Jaune: his name is Alastor.

Pyrrha: you named it that?

Jaune: no that's what it told me it's name was.

Alastor: damn that redhead is hot. Okay this is bad but here's a lines a friend of mine. Hey baby if I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet I would put u and I together.

Jaune: I'm not going to tell her that.

Alastor: why not?

Jaune: she has feelings for someone else.

Alastor: damn, well plenty of fish in the sea.

Ren: who are you talking to?

Jaune: I'm talking to Alastor. Can't you guys hear him?

(y/n): you must've found a Grimm arm.

Jaune: a Grimm arm?

(y/n): go talk to yang about it, she has one too.

Jaune: who's hers?

(y/n): Ifrit.

Alastor: Ifirt!? That son of a bitch I haven't seen him in years.

Jaune: were you two friends?

Alastor: we were like brothers. He's the one who gave me that shitty pick up line.

(y/n): you know you should talk to him frequently. Forming a bond with a Grimm arm could help you get better with it.

Alastor: he's lying but it is okay to talk to me. It's nice having someone who I can take under my proverbial wing.

Ren: enough talking about the Grimm arm and let's focus on finding this sap.

(y/n): you're right sorry.

The team walks deeper in the forest in search of the tree.

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