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I watched in anticipation as he took his first bite of the burger waiting for a reaction any one would do at that but his face made no expression to tell me what he was thinking and I'm pretty sure he purposely did that in spite of me
"Well what do you think!?" I asked growing impatient but if I'm being honest I never had it to begin with
"I think you over hyped it honestly the advertising was false it wasn't what I expected it to be and the quality is off and the burger is pretty basic if you ask me sorry not sorry"
Okay so definitely not the review I was expecting
After hunter and I got done doing our freak business in the bathtub I'd admitted to him that I was hungry and was too sore all day to get up and do much of anything he expressed to me how he was upset I hadn't let him know earlier but ended up suggesting we go out to eat somewhere his first pick was to some over the top expensive restaurant with over priced food I had to shut that shit down real quick and bought the idea to him we go to McDonald's instead
I was shocked to learn he had no clue what McDonald's was or so he claimed I'm not sure he was telling the truth or not but I just knew I had to introduce him to the heavens of fast food if not for him then for me cause it's been a minute and I really wanted to eat some fresh Macky D's
But what I did not expect was for him to shit on the food like that
"Oh come on hunter you barley even gave it a chance"
"I did and it's not my cup of tea sorry"
"Well then that sucks cause for my wedding venue I'm definitely having a McDonald's buffet"
"Hey if it makes you happy do it don't switch it up on account of me but if it make you feel better the fries aren't bad might be the best ones I've ever tasted actually"
"I still can't believe you've never been to McDonald's before better yet heard of McDonald I'm sorry but I find that so hard to believe"
"I didn't say I never heard of it, it just wasn't relevant to me growing up so I never did end up trying it"
"Forgot you grew up rich"
"That doesn't have anything to do with it"
I gave him a knowing look letting him know that he was wrong witch he quickly caught onto thankfully because he folded
"Okay I just had plenty of other options at my display and also a chef who could replicate a burger to taste exactly like this if you ask me the measly three bucks that you had payed for this was not worth it at all and that's saying a lot coming from me"
"Oh what do you know hunter you have fucking money for gods sake"
"Exactly my point"
"Okay never mind the burger then" I snatched the burger from out of his hands took a bite to see if there was anything wrong but there wasn't I rolled my eyes as I set the McNugget's in front of him along with a frappe
