THE BAD GUYS IN: MEGAMIND

He did it!

In the evil lair

"Aahh, I tell you Minion, there's no place like evil lair"

"I've kept it cold and damp just for you, sir"

"How...how do I look, Minion? Do I look bad?"

"Disgustingly horrifying, sir"

"You always know what to say"

"Oh, the brainbots certainly missed you, sir"

"Did you miss your daddy? Who's a menacing little cyborg? You are. Yes, you are. Uh-uh! No biting! No-no-no-no-no. You want the wrench? Go get the wrench!"

"Oh, look at that"

"Now, back to laughing"

both inhale and laugh uproariously, followed by Roxanne's muffled voice.

"She's awake! Quick. To work"

Minion removes a cloth bag from his captive, Roxanne Ritchie.

"Miss Ritchie, we meet again"

"Would it kill you to wash the bag?"

"You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchie. I'm afraid no one can hear you!" Roxanne just looks at him coldly.

"Why...uh, why isn't she screaming?"

"Miss Ritchie, if you don't mind?"

"Like this...aaahhhh!"

"But that's...that's a poor lady scream"

the brain bot he's holding in hand suddenly bites his hand and he screams in pain.

"That's a little better"

"Is there some kind of nerdy supervillan website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?"

"Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-"

"Don't answer that"

"Romania"

"Don't! Stop! She's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak-willed mind to find out all our secrets" Minion gasps.

"Such tricks... won't work on me..."

"Please talk slower"

"...temptress!"

"Wait, what secrets? You're so predictable!"

"Predictable, predictable! Oh, you call this... predictable?!" He pulls a lever.

"Your Alligators, yes! I was thinking about it on the way over"

"What's this? Boom! In your face" he deploys a gatling gun.

"Clichéd"

"No, look! Watch" he brings down the giant blades.

"Juvenile"

"Shock and awe!" Megamind brings up a chainsaw.

"Tacky"

"Oh, it's so scary!" He activates a cycle of spiked boots.

"Seen it."

"What's this one do?" now frantic he unleashes a flamethrower that looks like a snake.

"Garish!" Megamind breaks down]

"Okay, the spider's new"

"Spider?" He sees the spider hanging in front of Roxanne.

"Uh...yes! The...the speiiiider. Even the smallest bite from "arachnis deathicus" will instantly paralyze..." Roxanne blows the spider on Megamind's nose.