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"Whats a queen without her king?? Well historically speaking more powerful!!"

"Whats a queen without her king?? Well historically speaking more powerful!!"

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Namjoon: I know you snuck out last night, Jungkook.
NYX: Play dumb!
Jungkook:Who's Jungkook?
NYX:NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like NYX*
NYX:Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

NYX:You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
NYX:Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

NYX:*Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Kai:*Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

NYX:Taehyung.....Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Taehyung:Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
NYX:
NYX:I wrote sanitize, Tae

JIMIN:Hewwo.
Hobi: Hihiiiiii!
Suga:Greetings, Humans.
Namjoon:Three kinds of people.
Jungkook: I want pudding.
JIMIN:Four kinds of people.
NYX: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Namjoon:Five kinds of people.

With stray kids
NYX: Time for plan G.
Hyunjin:Don't you mean plan B?
NYX:No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
I.N:What about plan D?
NYX:Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Felix:What about plan E?
NYX:I'm hoping not to use it. Chan dies in plan E.
Lee know:I like plan E.

NYX,walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Suga:Hey.
Jimin:Hi.
Tae:Hello.
Hobi:Hey!
NYX:I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Jungkook: We were out of Doritos & banana milk.

Chan:Are we really going to let BTS keep Felix?
Changbin:We kept NYX.

Jin:Dammit, Namjoon!
Namjoon:What?! It wasn't me!
Jin: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, JIMIN!
Jimin:Not me either.
Jin:Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
NYX : *whistles*

Hyuna:You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jessi:Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Hyuna:I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING NYX WITH ME
Dawn, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Jimin:How did none of you hear what I just said?
Jungkook:I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Tae:I got distracted about halfway through.
NYX:Ignoring you was a conscious decision.


NYX:Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Rosé:What?
Jisoo:That you're a child.
Lisa:HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
Everyone:


NYX : Croissants: dropped
Jungkook: Road: works ahead
Tae: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Jimin : Shavacado: fre
Hobi: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Suga:
Suga, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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