James: I wanna cool just like Daniel
Joey: once I saw him drop a slice of pizza and cry for 10 minutes straight
Next:
Someone: *bullies omega*
Crosshair: *charges blasters* SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
Omega: Crosshsir DON'T
Next:
*Daniel is sitting quietly in a chair fast asleep*
Kordi: is he asleep
Boba: someone should wake him
James: absolutely not, last time I tried to wake him up I nearly lost a hand
Everyone:.....
Joey: *before anyone can look at him* absolutely not
Next:
*Daniel and Joey are fencing*
Joey: c'mon Daniel it's only a wooden sword, there's no need to be scared
Daniel: *hiding behind Trix's leg* it's not the sword I'm scared of, IT'S YOU
Next:
Omega: Daniel, you told me you're Very creative
Daniel: yep
Omega: but what do you create
Daniel: trouble
Next:
Zander: I hate walking in crowded cities, it's like you're cattle trapped together, and there's always some idiot who goes "mooo"
Kordi: if it annoys you so much then why do you do it
Next:
Zander: FOUR MONTHS
Zoey: what is he talking about
Rowan: c'mon Zander it was funny
Zander: FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
Next:
Daniel: I have a plan
James: does it involve us not getting into trouble
Daniel: I said a plan not a miracle
Next:
James: how wreckless do you think I am
Cynthia: you really want an honest awnser to that
Next:
Joey: just how many sodas have you drank today
Daniel: now is not the time to discuss my personal flaws as a human
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The Armoured Crusaders
FanfictionOne shots and funny moments of the bad batch and their families in my star wars series