Izzy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Fern: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Izzy: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JAVI WITH ME
Amelia, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
Store Worker: Would a Ms. Fern please come to the front desk?
Fern, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Izzy and Adrian*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Izzy and Adrian, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Fern: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
Izzy: Is something burning?
Fern: Just my love for you.
Izzy: Fern, the toaster is on fire.
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Izzy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Fern: ...I did. I broke it.
Izzy: No. No you didn't. Javi?
Javi: Don't look at me. Look at Amelia.
Amelia: What?! I didn't break it.
Javi: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Amelia: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Javi: Suspicious.
Amelia: No, it's not!
Adrian: If it matters, probably not, but Ollie was the last one to use it.
Ollie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Adrian: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ollie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Adrian!
Fern: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Izzy.
Izzy: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Adrian: Izzy... Javi's been awfully quiet.
Javi: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Izzy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Izzy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Izzy:
Izzy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Izzy: I can explain.
Fern: Can you?
Izzy: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Izzy, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Fern, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Izzy: You're the love of my life, I would do anything for you.
Fern: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Izzy: Absolutely not.
Fern, pointing: May I sit there?
Izzy: That's my lap
Fern: That doesn't answer my question, Izzy.
Izzy: So what's for dinner?
Fern, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
Izzy: *jumps through and shatters a window to get into a house*
Fern, casually stepping into the house: ...You know the door was unlocked?
The Bus is leaving and Fern jumps through the window
Izzy: You could've just tell the bus driver to stop
Fern: You could fit on my lap! *pats Izzy on the head*
Izzy: I've killed.
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