Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 17

Tori: Alright everyone, so for today, we're gonna- [trips and falls]

Mi-Mi and Baa: [laughter]

Tori: [Points at Po] Po! You find something funny?!

Po: I'm the only one not laughing!!

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Tinky Winky: Where's Po?

Laa-Laa: Somewhere disappointing God.

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Tinky Winky: Sometimes I think... is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?

Dipsy: [rocks back and forth on the ground with a haunted expression]

Laa-Laa: [covers her eyes and shudders]

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Po: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Tinky Winky: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Dipsy: Smad.

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Infected Tinky Winky: Didn't I tell you to wash these dishes?

Po: Exactly what are you talking about?

Infected Tinky Winky: (Points at a sink filled with dishes) DON'T PLAY DUMB!! ALL THESE DAMN DISHES!!!

Po: (Stares at an empty sink) WHAT DISHES?!

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I hear that one in every seven teletubbies are gay. I hope it's Dipsy... he's hot.

— Tinky Winky, probably.