Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 16

Lenny: Cookie, can you pass the salt?

Cave: *throws Arrow across the table*

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Lenny: If you step on a tele's foot they open their mouth, just like trash cans.

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Lenny: Boys, why are you on my floor crying?

The Trio: This book is sAD

Lenny, picking up what they were reading: But this is my diary...

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Lenny: *holding a ping pong paddle* "Oh I remember playing this with my family. They used to beat me all the time."

Cave: "Oh they were good at ping pong?"

Lenny, blank stare: "No, they were good at beating."

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Lenny: Snowball go to sleep

Guardian, little clingy bitch: But I like you

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Lenny: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Lenny: You know, if you weigh a person's body right after death, it's 21.3 grams lighter, and some say that's the weight of the soul.

Laa-Laa: Whoever figured that out clearly weighed someone, murdered them, then weighed them again.

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Lenny: Huh. *pats out fire on his arm*

Guardian:

Lenny: What?

Guardian: GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL OH MY GOD

Lenny: It was just a small fire, calm down snowball.

Guardian: You're the reason I have high blood pressure.