Lenny: I'm not a good tele, snowball. That's why I don't have any friends.
Guardian: Hey. I'm your friend!
Lenny, confused and concerned:
-
Lenny: Finn, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Finn: Gary just said I should avoid—
Lenny: Being a wuss? I agree.
-
Lenny: Go big or go home.
Arrow: Please, for once in your life let's just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Lenny, with knives sticking out of him: I'm going big.
-
Lenny: I hate the whole "Frankenstein was the doctor" thing.
Lenny: First of all, that little bitch was a college dropout, so don't you "doctor" me!
Yeti, snorting: Mister Frankenstein.
-
No one told me there would be social interaction or I would not have come.
— Lenny, probably.
-
Oh, I never lie. I dissemble, evade, prevaricate, confound, confuse, distract, obscure, subtly misrepresent and willfully misunderstand with what often appears to be a positively gleeful relish and am generally perfectly capable of contriving to give one an utterly unambiguous impression of my future course of action while in fact intending to do exactly the opposite, but I never lie. Perish the thought.
— Lenny, probably.
-
Lenny: Damn it!
Teacher: Lenny, don't swear in class!
Lenny: Kiri said damn. Therefore, not a bad word.
Teacher: Well I say it is!
Lenny: Are you god, sir?
Teacher: *doesn't know how to respond*
-
Lenny: My name is Lenny, you killed my babies, prepare to die!
WhiteCoat: I'll give you anything you want, just let me live!
Lenny, ripping out their TV screen: I want my babies back, you Son of a bitch!
أنت تقرأ
Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2
أدب الهواةOkay so I found out the limit of parts of a Wattpad story. Its 200 parts. So I had to make a part 2
