Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 7

Kidnapper: We have her

Tori: Who

Kidnapper: Po

Tori: oh

Kidnapper: ????

Tori: You don't have her, she has you *hangs up*

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Tinky Winky: So apparently feeling like something is going to go wrong is called "Anxiety" and not "Portent"

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Po: Respect my trans best friend or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem

Dipsy: u better be out here respecting trans tinky winky or your pronouns are gonna be was/where

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Po: knock knock

Tinky Winky: Who there

Po: you

Tinky Winky: You who

Po: you-hoo big summer blow out

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Po: Are you crying?

Tinky Winky: *sobbing* This book is so sad

Po:

Po: Tinky, this is a cook book

Tinky Winky: *sobbing harder* I know, the recipes fucking suck

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Tori, sees Po wounded: Oh, you poor thing.

Po, crying and sobbing: Don't bring my financial status into this.

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Po: My gender is knives. That's it, just knives.

A random Soldier: No, but what's in your pants?

Po: I want you to look me in the eyes and take a wild fucking guess.

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Po: Hey, Captain... I'm scared. I wish Tinky was here.

Tori: It's okay. Just... hold my hand.

Po: Thanks.

Tori: Hey, don't grab it too hard.

Po: I didn't hold it yet.

Tori:

Po:

Tori: [SCREAMING]

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Po: Can you carry me bridal style to the kitchen ?

Tinky Winky: Why ? Are you hurt ? Is everything okay ?

Po: I feel the need to be dramatic, like right now.

Tinky Winky: ...

Po: ...

Tinky Winky: yeah sure, come here.

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Po: WHO ATE MY LAST PIECE OF PIZZA

Laa-Laa and Tinky Winky: Dipsy did it-

Po: Bitch why'd you-

Dipsy, standing to his full height: >:3

Po, jumps and slaps Dipsy's face:

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Infected Tinky Winky: Diversity win! I'm bisexual and I'm going to kill you!

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Tinky Winky: I used to think you hated me, Dips... But now I'm starting to think that you might even like me a little!

Dipsy: Like you? Ha! I don't like you! I love you, you stupid nerd! I'd worship you if you let me!

Tinky Winky *blushing to the tip of his ears*: ...

Dipsy: ...

Dipsy: Did I say that out loud?

Tinky Winky: Yeah...

Dipsy: FUCK!