Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 4

Dutch: "Look! A star is falling. Make a wish."

Ninja: "I wish Finn will go on a date with me."

Richard: "Oh dang, it flew back."

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(Dutch): I'm going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

(Finn, tired of Dutch's bullshit): I'm going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.

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Dutch: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Finn: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Dutch: No!

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Dutch: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.

Finn: There are no video games in prison.

Dutch: *sighs* Thank you.

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Dutch: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Richard, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Dutch: Okay, truth or dare?

Finn: Truth

Dutch: How many hours have you slept this week?

Finn:

Finn: ...Dare

Dutch: Go to bed.

Finn: I don't like this game.

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Dutch: Look, Anne, you've gotta treat a car like you treat a woman...

Anne:

Anne: ...Go on.

Dutch:

Dutch: No.

Dutch: I sense I have made a mistake of some kind.

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Dutch: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Dutch way

Finn, sighing: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Dutch: Yeah but it's faster and has more consequences

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I will do my best. Well, maybe not my best, but at least some level of effort.

— Dutch, probably.

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Dutch: I know I'm a real asset.

Anne: You're only off by two letters.

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Dutch: You're finally getting in touch with your emotions. Letting your barriers down.

Finn: Yeah, that's the problem. I'd like them back up, thank you.