Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 3

Oh, I never lie. I dissemble, evade, prevaricate, confound, confuse, distract, obscure, subtly misrepresent and willfully misunderstand with what often appears to be a positively gleeful relish and am generally perfectly capable of contriving to give one an utterly unambiguous impression of my future course of action while in fact intending to do exactly the opposite, but I never lie. Perish the thought.

— Richard, probably.

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(All you need to know is that Richard is a chaotic man at typing, he doesn't have auto correct just quick fingers)

Ninja: Bro find me a boyfriend

Richard: Post ot on fb, ssy whoevr reeeeeeeeeeeescts jesrt on zis will be mi boyfrienenesd

Ninja: Thanks, oh theres a heart already

Richard: Grst :) who is ot?

Ninja: Your boyfriend

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Richard: Congratulations! You won a lifetime supply of tangerines!

Dutch, confused: But there's only one.

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Richard: Freeze! You're under arrest for robbery!

Finn: Wait- no- but what did I steal?!

Richard: My heart.

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Richard: Are you ready to DIE?

Dutch: No.

Richard: Then I'll come back LATER!

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Richard: I'm helping.

Finn: Uh-huh. You're not planning to double, triple, or quadruple cross me are you?

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Richard: Anne, are you gay?

Anne: Bi, Richard.

Richard: Oh, sorry, touchy subject. I'll leave you alone then.

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Richard: What if I start mixing energy drinks and black coffee?

Tori: Hell yeah, there's no god here to judge us.

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Richard: You like me? You like my personality?

Finn: I was surprised, too.