Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 11

Guardian: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Lenny: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Gary: Smad.

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Ron: That was a joke. Say ha.

Guardian: Ha.

Ron: Now do it again.

Guardian: Ha.

Ron: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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*Guardian and Laa-Laa skipping stones on lake*

Guardian: It's such a beautiful evening.

Laa-Laa, whispering: Take that, lake!

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Guardian: I'm writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Laa-Laa: Kill off the main character.

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Guardian: Can you pass the salt?

Dipsy: *yeets Laa-Laa across the table*

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Guardian: Look, Lenny, I have even made a list of pros and cons of dating me.

Lenny: I don't need a list-

Guardian: -Pros. *takes out a small note from his pocket* You'll be the hot one.

Guardian: Cons. *pulls out a 13-page colorfully highlighted note* Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Guardian reading about Santa: "He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake"

Guardian: You're not special. I can literally do that too.

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I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.

— Guardian, probably.

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Guardian, curled up on Lenny's chest like a goddamn cat: I'm not needy.

Lenny: Snowball, you're the definition of needy. Remember that one time you woke me up at 3 in the morning to make sure we were still friends?

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Noo-Noo: Congratulations! You won a lifetime supply of custard!

Guardian, confused: But there's only one.

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Sometimes Lenny asks "Snowball, what do you think you're doing?" But that just means stop. He doesn't actually want to know my thought process.

— Guardian, probably.