Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 1

Guardian: Are you ready to change the world?

Laa-Laa: No. But I'm ready to kick some ass.

Guardian: ...That works too.

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I'm sorry I called you an asshole. I thought you knew.

— Guardian, to Miles. Probably.

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Guardian: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my fur.

Laa-Laa, crying: Please just say fuck.

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Guardian: [Brushes hand against Laa-Laa's hand]

Laa-Laa: [Grabs Guardian's paw, squeezing hard]

Laa-Laa: Fucking commit.

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Guardian: Ah! A snake!

Laa-Laa: No, dude, that's a branch.

Guardian: Oh. Ah! It's a snake!

Laa-Laa: No, dude, that's the same branch again.

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Guardian: Sometimes, I feel like I have failed as the Guardian.

Laa-Laa: Sometimes?

(Laa-Laa no that's mean!)

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Guardian: Come on, Laa-Laa, I'm your nicest friend!

Guardian: No, that's Tinky Winky. I'm your coolest friend!

Guardian: Shit, that's Dipsy. I'm your friend!