Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 5

Miles, upset about Evil!Dutch's betrayal: How do you deal with... with all this trauma?

Finn: I'll call my brother.

Miles, slightly concerned: ...Really?

Finn: ...call my brother a bitch.

Miles, confused if he should still be concerned: Oh...

Finn: Then I hang up on my brother. Just hang up on my brother.

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All right, you're either with me or against me. Or, you're with me AND against me, because– I'll be honest, that happens sometimes.

— Miles, probably.

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Miles: You like me? You like my personality?

Anne: I was surprised, too.

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My plan B for everything is to die before it happens.

— Miles, probably.

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[thunder in the distance]

Miles: Damn you. Damn you, stupid thunder! You don't scare me at all!

Anne: Such fighting spirit.

Miles: Damn you! Damn lightning! You're not even scary! Damn you!!!!

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Miles: Who ate all the cookies?

Dutch: Ninjas.

Miles: I didn't see them.

Dutch: No one ever does.
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Sometimes Anne asks "Miles, what do you think you're doing?" But that just means stop. She doesn't actually want to know my thought process.

— Miles, probably.

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Miles: I'm sorry, did I mishear you or did you agree with me?

Anne: Oh, I want to take it back.

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Miles: Are you ready to change the world?

Anne: No. But I'm ready to kick some ass.

Miles: ...That works too.

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If you want to do something right, you make a list. One, we have to team up. Two, we go where the fight goes. Three, we're gonna track down Richard. That seems like should be part of two. Two A. Oh, also we have to save the world. That's major. We can't forget that.

— Miles, probably.

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Miles: Anne's cool, beautiful, smart...

Finn: Can't be too smart if she went out with you.