Part 12

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Richard: *tries to slap Finn's ass as he walks by*

Richard: *misses, trips and falls*

Finn: *tries to grab Richard's arm but overbalanced*

Finn: *tries to hold a chair for support*

Chair: *breaks*

Richard: *falls on top of Finn*

Conor, watching: It's like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance.

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Richard: Finn, wake up!

Finn: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. leave flowers and get out.

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Richard: *double checking supplies in the helicopter* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.

Dutch: Hot dog costumes!

Richard: I'm sorry, what?

Dutch: You know, in case we get lost or stranded, and one of us, probably Finn, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Finn hates hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.

Richard: Are you saying that Finn would rather eat us than hot dogs?

Finn: I do hate hot dogs.

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Richard: So how was your day?

Robin: We almost got surprise adopted!

Richard: What?

Kenny: We almost got kidnapped.

Richard: Oh, okay.

Richard: WAIT WHAT?!

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Richard: Damn, it's too dark, I can't see anything

Miles, stomping light up Sketchers: I got this

Dutch: This is why I love you

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Richard: Hope you get run over

Dutch: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

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