Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 9

Guardian: You wanna come with me?

Laa-Laa: Nah, you'll just leave me behind or kill me with a rock when I get close to turning.

Guardian: What? How'd you know, Laa-Laa?!

Laa-Laa: 'Cause I've been through this timeline seven fucking times.

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DAMN IT ALL! I DONT WANT THIS FLUFF BALL TO BE THE LAST THING I SEE!

— Infected Laa-Laa under the pillar, maybe.

(Before you say anything, my infected Laa-Laa only has one eye missing)

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You thought Noo-Noo was the bad guy, but it was me, Laa-Laa!

— Evil!Laa-Laa, probably.

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Laa-Laa: I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU!

Dipsy: *eyes widen in horror and defeat*

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Laa-Laa: You can't learn everything from books.

Tinky Winky: I think I read that somewhere.

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Laa-Laa: Did they hurt you?

Dipsy: No, no. I'm okay. Did they hurt you?

Laa-Laa: Who cares?

Dipsy: I do!

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Who is Noo-Noo and why does he want me dead?

— Laa-Laa, probably.

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Laa-Laa, smiling: Way to go, Dutch! Way to get your lame on!

Dutch: Actually, it's "get your game on"—

Laa-Laa, still smiling: I know what it is

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Laa-Laa: Yo, I'm gonna give you some advice. Here, take it. *Tosses toilet paper*

Noo-Noo: I... what is this for?

Laa-Laa: To wipe yourself. Because you're a piece of shit.

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Child Laa-Laa: Ring, ring!

Child Dipsy: Hello?

Child Laa-Laa: Ring, ring!

Child Dipsy: H-hello?

Child Laa-Laa: Ring, ring!

Child Dipsy: Hello?

Child Laa-Laa: Ring, ring!

Child Dipsy: H-hello?

Child Laa-Laa: Ring, ring!

Noo-Noo, tugging his trunk away from their grabby hands: YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!

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Laa-Laa: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Dipsy: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Laa-Laa: You don't have to wear it.

Dipsy: No, I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.

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Laa-Laa: *excitedly hugs Announcer* I got you!

Announcer: You got me. *fond smile*

Laa-Laa: *covers his eyes* And now you're blind!

Announcer: Tiny paws. My one weakness.