Random Slendytubbies stuff Part 2

Part 13

Dutch: calling tele's opinion of me 'fan theories' from now on

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Dutch, extremely high: I'M PREGNANT!!

Anne: YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!

Finn, also high: Wait who's pregnant?

Dutch: ME!

Finn: Congratulations?

Anne: He's not pregnant, he's just high. Give me that. *snatches it out of his hand*

Dutch: Easy Anne, I'm with child.

Anne: You're not with child.

Finn, panicking: I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE?!

Anne: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AN UNCLE!

Finn: Then who's gonna teach the little guy about the theory of relativity?

Anne, takes a deep breath: Calm down Dutch, you're not pregnant.

Dutch: Then why am I so moody and nauseous? I think it's the morning sickness.

Anne: Dutch, you're a boy

Dutch: You're right. I am. It's scientifically impossible...ow!

Anne: What?

Dutch: I think it just kicked.

Anne: YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!!

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Dutch: Sorry for having a great ass and correct opinions on everything. As if it's my fault.

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Dutch: One of you will betray me tomorrow

Finn: Is it me, Dutch?

Dutch: No. I'm your brother. You'd come crawling right back to me

Finn: Listen here you little shit-

Miles: Is it me, Dutch?

Dutch: No, not you either

Richard: Is it me, Dutch?

Dutch:

Dutch: *mockingly* iS iT mE dUtCh

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Dutch: honk.

Finn: WHAT.

Dutch: HONK.

Finn: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

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Dutch: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swing set?

Finn: No, I said "Dutch, don't lick that swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do!" and licked the swing set.