habits, supernatural [ 1 ]

009. ghostfacers

Larissa is on a case with Sam and Dean and it's nighttime when they get to the old house. They go inside and hear other people.

"Freeze! Police officers!" Dean exclaims. "Don't move!" He orders the two men.

"All right. All right, all right. Take it easy, take it easy." Sam says.

"Let's see some identification." Dean says.

"Come on. Let's see some ID." Sam orders.

"What-- are we under-under arrest?" Corbett asks as Dean studies one of their IDs.

"We are unarmed." Ed states.

"Oh, God. Oh, God." Corbett quietly freaks out.

"Want to explain that weirdo outfit, Mr., uh, Corbett?" Dean asks.

"I know you." Ed realizes.

"Yeah, sure you do. Give me some identification." Dean orders.

"Yeah, ho-- whoa, hold on a second. I know the both of you guys. Yeah." Ed nods. "Don't know the hot chick, though."

"What?" Corbett asks.

"Yeah." Ed nods.

"Holy shit!" Sam realizes.

"What?" Dean asks.

"You actually know this dude?" Larissa asks.

"Yeah. Uh, west Texas... the-the Tulpa we had to take out. Those two goofballs that almost got us killed. The hellhounds or something?" Sam remembers.

"Fuck me." Dean grumbles.

"Yeah, we're not hellhounds anymore, okay? It didn't test that well." Ed says.

"Couldn't imagine that." Larissa mutters.

"Ed, what's going on?" Corbett asks.

"They're not cops, buddy. No, not at all." Ed says. "But, seriously, who is the hottie?"

"Ed, Ed, you had a partner, too, didn't you? A different guy?" Dean asks.

"Oh, yeah, yeah." Ed nods.

"Is he around here somewhere?" Dean asks.

"He's running around, chasing ghosts." Ed says.

"Okay, well, listen, you and Rambo need to get your girlfriends and get out of here." Dean says.

"All right. Listen here, chisel chest, okay? We were here first. We've already set up base camp. We beat you." Ed says. "And, uh, I am completely single, by the way." He tells Larissa with a smile.

"Not happening." She states.

"Not even a--"

"Nope."

"They were here first." Dean tells him.

"Mm-hmm." Ed nods. Dean grabs Ed, slamming him against the wall.

"Ed." Dean says.

"Yeah?"

"Where's your partner?"

~ ~ ~

"What are you doing in the Morton House, Ed? On leap year, what are you thinking?" Dean asks as the five stand in the living room.

"We're here to spend the night, okay? It's for our TV show." Ed says.

"What?" Sam asks. "Great. Perfect."

"Yeah, nobody's ever spent the night before." Corbett says.

"Uh, actually, yeah, they have." Dean nods.