name: harper
"this is spill the tea with harper saint-clair and billie eilish!" james yells cheerfully
"now this game is intense, we have various amounts of outrageously gross danishes and 'teas' that we have to eat if we don't answer the questions, let's get on with it then" he sighs
"i'll go first, i'm going to choose the putred peas prafita roll. which is mushy peas, vegan ham, chocolate drizzle, and raw and minced garlic" james chuckles says picking up a card "billie" he smirks mischievously
"yes" she questions nervously
"before harper, you used to be a bit more private about your love life" he trails off
"oh for the love of god" she says knowingly
"how many famous people have you kissed" he finishes asking laughing
my jaw drops a bit laughing a bit as i do. billie leans back in her chair nervously thinking about how to answer this. she then shakes her head and picks up the concoction in front of her.
"oh babe no" i wince looking at her
"come on you can tell us" james nags her on
"don't worry about it" billie says before picking up the raw garlic on top "i'm literally shaking"
she then bites the raw garlic, her eyes going wide. then continued to take a bite of the food. she then quickly picks up the bin and spits it out.
"i can't believe you bit into raw garlic" i say with my eyebrows raised surprised
"yeah it was strong as hell" she spins the table "alright my love i'm going to give you the english beans and tuna" she says sweetly
"yes alright that is beans, with brown gravy, and vegan tuna" james reads the card of the food
"no way" i examine the food and shutter in disgust
"harper" billie says laughing a bit "can i read your last dm out loud" she asks and the crowd 'oohs'
i laugh already knowing what it is. i look between james and billie, knowingly before pulling out my phone and giving it to billie.
she raises her brows at me asking me 'you sure?' with her face, i nod and she goes through my phone.
"oh shit" billie giggles reading them "the person is chase stokes" the crowd goes wild
"and he said 'i've been thinking about you, you are so gorgeous and i'd like to take you out one day'" billie said with her brows raised
"and what did harper say" james asks intrigued with a huge grin
i started laughing remembering what i said, billie read over it and started laughing with me.
"she said" she laughed harder "'you should take madelyn out, since you don't think about her. also i have an amazing girlfriend and i'm a lesbian" she reads causing the crowd to go wild
"i can't believe that" james laughed
james, billie, and i were laughing our asses off at this point. i grab a card to read for james and our laughs die down.
"alright i'm going to give you the tokurkey tea" i sigh
"the tokurkey tea is camomile tea, maraschino cherries, and chunks of tofurkey" he reads the card off
"when you do it take a tokurkey and a cherry and a sip" billie says making james shake his head
"james" i say and he nods "what's the biggest money offer you have been given for the show" i giggle hiding my laugh with the card
