ok so sorry for not updating school HAS been a pain in my ass so definitly not writing this in the middle of school (Its actually online again soooo... dont worry offlines coming in wednesday) anyways heres some short head cannons
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Chiron getting a phone call : Hello?
???: we have your son...
Chiron : I don't have a son
??? : Wait then who asked to get milk and blue cookies and made us cut of the crusts of his bread
Chiron : Oh my gods of olympus... You have Percy
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Random dude ( Lets just pretend his name is James[dont ask]) : Heyyy *puts hand on thalia's shoulder*
Thalia : ... *bout to do smt*
James : did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven
Thalia : no but my cousin scraped his knee climbing out of tar- hell
James : Wha?-
Thalia : ... *Takes his hand off of her shoulder*
James : *thinks* Yeah this girls so into me(Completely ignoring what thalia said earlier)
Thalia : *Judoflips him*
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Apollo : Artemis come here
Artemis : Ughh its always Artemis come here or come there or come help me
Zoe (Yes zoe nightshade don't judge i love zartemis Shush)*whispers*: or artemis come on my face
Artemis : What?
Zoe : What?
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Zoe : I think artemis might be drunk
Athena : How?
Apollo : This is going to be fun
Artemis : Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm going to take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck"
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Artemis : I warned you
Zoe : What...?
Artemis : I'm Perfect
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Thalia: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
Reyna : THALIA
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Grover : Yum, Thanks!
Kidnapper : *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Reyna : Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
Thalia : Reyna I told you it-
Some random camper : SHUT UPPPP!!!!
Everyone knows he's dead
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(This is an AU where Thalia is not a demigod)
*the TV is freaking out*
Thalia : Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
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Percy Jackson Characters React To Stuff
FanfictionSo this will include some ships aka Percabeth, Solangelo, Theyna, Caleo, etc. So the seven and some other demigods some gods may appear will be reacting to fanart fanfic titles, or something inside the fanfic, and others. This all started because of...
