[Interview with the Vampire meets Supernatural, only with puns.]
Jared Stern is going to die. That is, unless he can slay a vampire before the vampire gets his fangs in him...
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When righteous daydreamer Jared Stern becomes chance witness to on...
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Lend me your ears, lend me your eyes, lend me any organs you can spare, and prepare yourself for a vampire story like no other.
Welcome to Star–Cross, book one: Keen's Turn.
This indulgent horror comedy thriller is being produced as a podcast (https://melainablanc.com/), so content will appear here as new episodes come out, broken into half-chapters. The trailer's up top.
You are forewarned this story will contain strong language, violence, adult themes, and copious puns. Bring your own popcorn, cuz I don't make concessions. (Boldface is for bold-faced puns. The rest of the wordplay you'll have to find yourself.)
Open to comments, questions, concerns, and critiques.
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I think that's all you need to know for now. Go on in.
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