Just a Royal Mess

Chapter 35

"Tell me you have the cock ring," I said looking at her with all seriousness.

"No, I already put it in the engagement ring box, why?" Franc asked.

"Cause this idiot told her wife about the plan and then her wife told my wife and I'm pretty sure she's going to tell your wife," Kat said as she whacked me on the back of my head. Both of them were giving me disappointed looks like I just killed the cat.

"Come on we got to go put the ring back in the box," I said and that when our wives found us.

"We are going to go fix it," Kat said as soon as they could hear us. "Pussy" I heard Franc whisper from the back making me chuckle.

"You want to say that again Franc" Amber said.

"No ma'am" Franc said standing straight as if it wasn't her wife instead her commanding officer.

"Ma'am?" I started to laugh as I couldn't control myself. That's when Sofia just smiled taking the baby from my hand and someone whacked the back of my head hard. It wasn't just me but Franc and Kat too. It was from Bella.

"Hey! That hurt" I said holding my head.

"you all are going to hurt even more if you don't get that cock ring right now. This is a religious tradition in Linco's family. Not some stupid party for you to play dumb pranks." She said and we all just bowed our head down in shame.

"Fix it...NOW!" she kinda said the last word aggressively when we didn't move.

"Yes ma'am" I said as we rushed towards Linco.

"Ma'am?" both of them said and I just looked at her "It's Bellamy," I said as if that was all the answer they needed. We ran towards Linco as he was just above to walk on the stage. "Yo give me that engagement box"

"No do you think I'm dumb you're not pulling any pranks on me," he said with a smirk.

"What? Just give me the box Franc put a cock ring in it." I said

"Fuck! My mom has the box" I said.

"and now let's have the couple on stage for the ring exchanging ceremony" some old guy just came up to the stage and started to talk.

"OK! You both distract people" I pointed at Franc and Kat "and Linco lets go get that cock ring and put the real ring" I said as I took the ring from Franc.

"Distract how?" Kat asked.

"I don't know sing and dance for all I care," I said as I rushed towards Linco's mom with Linco.

Linco asked his mom for the box but she didn't have it she pointed towards her husband so we when there. But he didn't have it either. By this point, Franc and Kat had stanched the mic and started to sing.

Linco went to his father but he didn't have it either. "Who has the fucking box?' I whisper yelled to Linco.

"Why are you guy trying to find the box? Just fucking give him the Ring you idiot" Woodie said looking at me like I was an idiot. Fuck that is soo true.

I gave him the ring and dragged idiotic twins as soon as they were done singing "Sorry for the drunken entertainment everyone let the began the ceremony" I said as I gave the mic back to the old guy who was talking before.

"Drunken entertainment?" Kat said as we walked back to the wives.

The events went smoothly as all of us stood around the stage clapping when we had to and cheering on when we had too.
I wrapped my arms around my wife and child as I kissed her cheek.

"Maybe we should redo our honeymoon?" Sofia said.

"We just did a honeymoon. What was wrong with that? We got this handsome from that honeymoon" I said as I kissed Zale's forehead.

"Well what's wrong with going on our honeymoon again?" she asked.

"Well, I got to ask Miguel if I can..." I couldn't say anything as Sofia had started to make that puppy dog face. "Fine," I said as she kissed my cheek happily. " I will tell Miguel to set something up for us," I said as I took out my phone to call Miguel.

"Don't, I was thinking to go to my family home, it's a 5-hour drive," she said. "We can go tomorrow," she said and I looked at her confused.

"Your family home is only an hour outside the city also you already planned everything and Miguel's has already packed out bags has he?" I asked her with a smirk on my face.

"Yes and we are going to a family home that is further away from that one." She as she gave me a peak on the lip.

"God I'm whipped," I said with a smile on my lips.

"Yes you are Mrs. Tovar-Reofer, Yes you are," she said with a smile.