Din Djarin/Mando/The Mandalorian: One Shots, Imagines, etc.

Dirty Jokes

A/N: requested by joycecruzquintero - I made this a drabble bullet pointy thing, so i hope it's not too annoying :(

Warnings: dirty humour, swearing, wholesomeness despite the dirtiness, father and child relationship so NO INCEST, alcohol,

- You're with your buir visiting Uncle Boba (as you call him) when you tell the joke which sets it all off

- You're sitting in the dining hall of Jabba the Hutt's old palace, Fennec opposite you, your father beside you, and Uncle Boba at the head of the table

- 'Buir?'

- He turns his head to you

- 'What's wrong, ad'ika?'

- 'What's the similarity between a Rubix cube and a dick?'

- At this point, Fennec bursts out laughing and almost chokes on her spotchka, Uncle Boba goes suspiciously silent, and you blink up at your buir with wide, innocent looking eyes

- He gives you his signature sigh and decides to take the bait

- 'I don't know, what is it?'

- 'With both, the more you play with them, the harder they get.'

- Both ypu and your buir burst out laughing, along with Fennec

- At the head of the table, Uncle Boba is still silent, looking between the three of you with raised eyebrows which scream why am I friends with these people

- Later that day, Din and you are fixing up the ship, and he turns to you, the way his shoulders are set showing you how amused he is

- 'You know, a naked man broke into a cantina on Coruscant. The droid police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.'

- It takes you a moment to get it, but when you do, the two of you are still crying with laughter minutes later

- Uncle Boba comes in and asks you what's so funny, and neither of you are able to make an intelligible noise

- His confusion fuels your laughter, and he's forced to stand there and wait it out as the two of you clutch at each other, fighting for breath

- Your buir is the first to recover, and as soon as he relays his joke the two of you are down again, physically on the floor due to Uncle Boba's continued lack of understanding

- It continues like that through the day, Fennec only egging the two of you on

- She actually manages to get your buir drunk with a straw and a few too many tankards of spotchka, and that's when the real stuff starts

- Your father is giggling, fucking giggling, very literally clutching his stomach as he slurs something about how a dildo and tofu are both meat substitutes

- At one point, Uncle Boba recovered enough to try and cover your ears, but you ducked out of the way with the help of Fennec so you could hear the increasingly incoherent jokes from your father, whose spotchka consumption had been cut off in fear of a massive hangover

- So, the next day, when he wakes up with a splitting headache, you're by his side, armed with  water and a dirty jokes

- You end up making him laugh so hard he begs you to stop due to the way it's making his head pound