(same fandoms as last, and tmbg now too)
"Ughhhh!!!! Why did Puff go?!!? Why did Rivers go with him!???!?!?! Puff is MY boyfriend!!!"
Terrance was becoming a bekcy. Becky.4 In other words, Terrance was getting mad.
No one was there at home with him, and so he was lonely as well. Waaa 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Meanwhile....
Rivers and Puff were walking around. By now, Puff had calmed down. He wasn't as sad anymore. Yayayayayayy.
But Rivers and Puff had a problem.
A pretty big problem.
In fact, some might say the problem was gigantic.
Because what happened to be in front of the both of them..
was...
...
.
.
..
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS!!!!! ! ! !! ! omg OMG
https://youtu.be/2Am-BF7ObCI
The two Johns were flabbergasted.
"IS THAT RIVERS CUOMO?!?!?!!?" they both said.
Yes, everytime new people meet Rivers, they all have to ask if it is, in fact, Rivers Cuomo. And it always will be, by the way.
Puff had no idea what was going on.
"Who are you guys?"
"i'm John"
"and I'm John of They Might be Giants."
Wo wo wow wow. NO wya.
"You're both named John!?!?!? Holy m=cow." - Puff.
"Well, what's your name?" John said.
"My name is Puff Puff Humbert."
Rivers started laughing. "Goofy name. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💀😹😹"
"Stop laughing ☹☹😭😭"
RIver stopped.
"Anyways, why are you two here? What's down this way that you two need?" John said.
"Uh.. we were looking for one of our friends.." Puffle said.
"Yeah, have you happened to see a short, no-necked man, with dark blue hair, carrying someone else?" Rive said.
"Yes, we have actually. We talked to him for a bit. Is his name Simon?" John said.
"Yes, it is actually."
"Follow us."
YOU ARE READING
the weirdest fanfic ever.
Randomyeah i don't really have anything to say. only cw i really have is swearing, kidnapping, vore, (as a joke) and murder i guess. there might be some stuff in the future, but i don't know yet. i do not own ANYTHING included in this book. they all belon...
