(intentionally horrible grammar when it's in cartman pov)
(south park and undertale [suprisingly no yfm!])
Cartman pov:
Sooo like-
I saw rely board n i want tooo et
tear race snd pilip just four he funneez 😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😝🤪🤪
i had tow plann ot! tartar and peanut were going to be v.mmnfifkfnnfnxsosondfkdksjsjsjoxofkddj by meee!!
Terrance pov:
I was chilling in my room listening to music. I was alone, and I love being alone. I wasn't really awake for the most part. I was just laying in bed, trying to sleep. Suddenly, I got a knock on my door. Admittedly I did jump at first. I really wasn't expecting it. I opened it and it happened to be a... kid? "Im gonna act uuu!! >:)" Oh no.
He opened his mouth up really wide and swallowed me whole...
It was dark. I was trying my best to get out, but I couldn't.
I called for help....
B u t n o b o d y c a m e .
Ah! So you're down here too!
I heard someone say.
"Wh- who are you-? Where are you?"
"It's me!
Flowey.
Flowey the flower!
And I'll be...
Your new best friend!!!!"
Oh dear lord.
Not while after, I heard a huge thunk.
It was Phillip.
I was mad. There was no one to save us.
"Is there any way out of here?" I asked flower the flowey.
"Well.... MAYBE if you beat me....."
"When I absorb these six... human...
souls."
"This all better be a bad dream" I thought. Boy was I wrong.
"But there's no way that will happen! Because with you, the seventh soul I need, I can break through here. But maybe, just maybe, IF I lose to you, I'll let you past here."
"Ok, sure. Challenge accepted." I said, not understanding the consequences of my actions.
I looked around to see if Phillip could help me. He was nowhere to be seen. "That's odd, I swear he was down here..."
"Oh, while I had your attention, I murdered him. I guess if you beat me, I'll bring him back."
"I guess I have no choice."
I grabbed a piece of food that was on the ground. I realized it was a peice of glass. I'll use it as a weapon.
YOU ARE READING
the weirdest fanfic ever.
Randomyeah i don't really have anything to say. only cw i really have is swearing, kidnapping, vore, (as a joke) and murder i guess. there might be some stuff in the future, but i don't know yet. i do not own ANYTHING included in this book. they all belon...
