OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

HH OCs being weird

HH = Hidden Hybrids

It's not a fandom or anything.
Anyways, main 5 of my OCs just acting high.

Sage: That doesn't sound good.

Naoki: Obviously.

Shut it you two-

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Hi, only if you wanna see them act weirdly. You don't need too-

Oh yeah, this is all a joke, of course, but will imply violence, mentions death.

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Naoki: Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. I’ll wait.

Isla: Of course you will.

Naoki: …I should kill you.

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Isla: Hey nerds!

Sage + Naoki: [turn around]

Isla: Oh, you both turned around. Wow.

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Tuilë, holding up half a burnt phone: I think I need a new one.

Gabby: Have you tried putting it in rice?

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Gabby: I didn’t do it!

Naoki: Then why are you laughing?

Gabby: Because who ever did is a genius!

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Sage: I’ll offer you some friendly advice-

Naoki: I don’t want your advice.

Sage: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Tuilë: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Gabby: I don’t buy the “everyone is doing their best” theory. I know firsthand that I’m not.

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Naoki: Whoever caused this mess is going to-

Tuilë: It was me…

Naoki: …Is going to be forgiven, because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Sage: Did you find the guy?

Gabby: He used VPN software, we can’t track his IP.

Sage: In English, please.

Gabby: We can’t find his computer.

Sage: In Spanish.

Gabby: No podemos encontrar su computadora.

Sage: In morse code!

Gabby: .– . / -.-. .- -. .—-. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / …. .. … / -.-. — – .–. ..- - . .-. .-.-.-

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Tuilë: Okay, uh. Help me out here. Tell me one good thing that you’ve done.

Naoki:

Tuilë: Just one truly kind and decent act. So that I can feel better about helping you out.

Naoki: …Uhhh…

Tuilë: Let’s forget about good. Um, just tell me something neutral about yourself.

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Isla: You remind me of the ocean.

Naoki: Why the ocean?

Isla: Because you’re salty and you sometimes scare people.

(This is too accurate for these two-)

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Gabby: Your second priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. Your first priority should always be committing to the bit.

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Naoki about Isla: All I heard was “I swear it’ll be funny” and then we were being arrested.

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Isla: Oh, no, he texted me “Hi.” Punctuation only means one thing. He’s mad at me.

Sage: No, it’s Naoki. He’s just being grammatically correct!

[meanwhile]

Naoki: And then I used a period so she’d know I’m mad at her.

Gabby: A period doesn’t say “I’m mad”, it says “you’re dead to me”.

Naoki: I stand by my choice.