Dont_Call_Me_LOONY
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I bet you're bored. 👉🏻
Ah- You ARE bored. 😃
Okay. And what do you do when you're bored? 🤷🏻♀️
Let's think... 🤔
Eat? Pfft. 😑
Watch TV? Pathetic. 😒
Skydive? Lame. 🙄
What else can we do, then? 😟
...
AHA! ☝🏻💡
You, fellow person, are in luck, for I have found the most ⭐LEGENDARY⭐ solution to cure this seriously dangerous and highly infectious disease of b- 😰... b- ... *gulp* b- ...😖 b- 🤢... BOREDOM! (phew!)
Legend states that best way to get rid of boredom is... to read a legendary book! 😲
And ANOTHER legend, that's rather MORE legendary than the first, says that it's advisable to... listen to legends that tell you to read legendary books!
I think it's getting somewhere... 🤯
And yet ANOTHER legend also says that listening to legendary legends that tell you to listen to legends that tell you to read legendary books is... absolutely legendary. 😤
Sooo.. know your solution yet❓
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WHY, LISTEN TO THOSE LEGENDARY LEGENDS, OF COURSE! 😆
READ THIS LEGENDARY BOOK! 📚
DIVE INTO THIS LEGENDARY TALE! 🎢
🎀 BECAUSE THIS IS...
🌴🥥 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 🥥🌴
... where everything is possible! 🙌🏻
Coconuts are legends! 🏆
CocoNANCING is a legendary daily habit! 💃🏻
Albus Dumblenuts falls from the ceiling wearing nothing but a grass skirt and a coconut on his head on his desk and starts singing Bamboléo! 🕺🏻
...
(was I supposed to say that?)
🥇 THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS LEGENDARY BOOK! ... it is too legendary. 💪🏻
🌲🎨
🤭 ... was this legendary enough?
。゚•┈୨♡୧┈•゚。。゚•┈୨♡୧