OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

Cypher, Ruby and Lily being dumb (Incorrect Quotes 3)

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*Cypher and Ruby sitting in jail together*

Ruby: So who should we call?

Cypher: I'd call Lily, but I feel safer in jail

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Cypher: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Ruby: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Lily: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Cypher: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Ruby, amazed: Wow...

Lily, to Ruby: Well what does that mean?

Ruby: I don't know.

Ruby, to Cypher: What does that mean?

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Cypher: Ruby and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Lily: *Sighing* What did Ruby do?

Cypher: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Ruby: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Cypher: I know you snuck out last night, Ruby.

Lily: Play dumb!

Ruby: Who's Ruby?

Lily: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Cypher: What time is it?

Ruby: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Ruby: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Lily: WHO THE (QUACK) IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Ruby: It's 2 am

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Cypher: HELP! I TOLD LILY I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Ruby, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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*The group is getting into the car*

Cypher: I'm driving.

Ruby, out of view: Shotgun!

Lily, turning to face Ruby: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Ruby: WOAH-

Ruby, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!*Pumps gun*

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Cypher, texting Ruby: Ruby! Help I'm being kidnapped

Lily: Where are you?

Cypher: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Ruby: I'll call Lily.

Lily, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Ruby: Where's Cypher? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Lily: Cypher? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Lily:

Lily: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Lily: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!