Sniffles: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Nutty: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!
Sniffles: YOU CHEATED!
Nutty: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?
Suga: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Sniffles: …What.
Nutty: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Cuddles: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Sniffles: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Disco Bear: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Pop: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Flippy: Just be careful, Splendid!
Splendid: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Flippy!
Splendid: It's everything around me that's careless.
Cuddles: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Toothy: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Cuddles: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Toothy: You wouldn’t?
Cuddles: I mean, unless you want to-
Splendont on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Splendont on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
Lumpy, smugly, after security arrives to escort Lifty and Shifty out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Shifty, in defeat: Let’s go.
Lifty: Wait.
Shifty: What?
Lifty: I’d kinda like to be carried out…
Nutty, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Nutty, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Nutty: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Cuddles: Big day today, Toothy. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
Toothy: Mustard– looks less like blood.
