This is based on an AU called Splendad that I saw on Fanficton.net about Splendid adopting little Lifty and Shifty. I love it so much! Credits to the original writer. I wish I could remember who it is.
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Flippy: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Splendid, watching Nutty screaming, Shifty trying to set a sleeping Lifty on fire, and Flaky choking on air: I don't know either.
Lifty: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Dad*
Flaky: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*
Splendid: Why are there little hand prints all over the walls?
Lifty, whispering: Why are there little hand prints all over the walls?
Shifty, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Lifty: Because he has little hands.
Splendid: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.
Shifty: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
Splendid: NO-
