I'm Cuddles

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Flippy: Last night I found out Nutty is a sleep talker.
Suga: Oh, really?
Flippy: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Flaky: Did it hurt when you fell-
Fliqpy: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Flaky: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Fliqpy: ...
Flaky: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Cuddles: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Nutty: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

Splendid: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Shity: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Lifty: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Shifty: That's not what I asked.
Lifty: That is all the information I have.

Flippy: You bought a taco?
Splendont: Yes.
Flippy: From the same truck that hit Splendid?!
Splendont, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

Flippy: Shifty doesn’t deserve you.
Flippy: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.
Flaky: I'm gone.
Flippy: Now go chop his dick off.

Flaky: That's ridiculous, Fliqpy doesn't have a crush on me.
Flippy: Yes they do.
Splendid: Yes they do.
Fliqpy in Flippy’s mind: Yes I do.

Splendont: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Lifty, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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